Ass-Backwards

is what we are. Sleep during the day, stay awake through the night. The past few days, we have stayed up all night, gone to Wawa for coffee and breakfast (a sandwich of sorts for him, grapes, cheese, and these cracker things for me) and then gone to Battery Park to just enjoy the snow and ice and water. It's been fun and very quiet. Every night, it's quiet. Every night, I glance out the window and expect there to be zombos. I know I should be more tired now, but the sun is up. My body is continuously confused.

"You're gonna love my nuts."
"Germans always make good stuff."

SlapChop and ShamWow guy. Did you know he's actively combatting Scientology? Google it.

It Never Quite Feels the Same

I've been wasting daylight just to burn the midnight oil.
Nothing exciting has happened. It's kind of a lot of the same.
Got new stuff from Naxx.
Andrew's still here. His mom kicked him out, so he'll be staying here until he goes back to Alabama. I sure don't mind him being around. He says "yes ma'am" when Diane addresses him. He's a nice guy.

lawl, check this out. http://www.65daysofstatic.com/danceparties/

The smoke alarm went off again today, for a reason none of us could figure out. There was no fire and nobody was cooking. No candles or anything were to be found. Who knows? Dino was crying because it hurt his ears and Moo hid under the bed.
I'm watching Destroyed in Seconds. It's pretty terrible how such expensive and sentimental things can literally be absolutely destroyed in the blink of an eye.
Las Vegas trip in the summer time. I'm not getting married down there, so don't worry about it.
Maybe.
:P

The 26 Letter Song

Oh wait, that's the alphabet- Andrew.

We hung out today with Bret, Kris, and Andrew in the den. They asked if I thought I could name all the states. I couldn't. I only got 43. Sorry, Wyoming. So, there's this web site full of things I love but don't need in any way. Wedding presents!

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Ketchup and Pie

all over Roseanne's shirt. I remember when this show wasn't on just Nick and Nite. George and I are sitting here, not sleeping, as usual. Moo Moo may or may not be in the room. Who knows? She's a sneaky one.

"Mom, I slept with David...are you mad?"
"Where you home??"

-All human beings connect sex and love, except for men.
Except for her voice, this show is pretty fun.

George is lighter than I am, and I held my arm to his just now and said "And you think you're darker??" and he pointed to his tattoos and said "I am darker, how bout our legs, I think I'm darker there and there and there and there," pointing to his many other tattoos,"I'm pretty sure I've got more color than you." :D

There's nothing really to report, except for how much I want to be like this song.

Motion City Soundtrack - Antonia lyrics | LyricsMode.com

The Wu Tang Secret

I'll never reveal it.

Went to bed late last night. I woke up around 9 to Moo Moo smothering my face with her back end. I guess she was cold and wanted to snuggle with me, so I adjusted her so her back end was more near my shoulder and her head was below my chin. The pads on her feet were cold and so were her ears. I slept that way for a good bit more but it got really uncomfortable. I rolled over a bit more and she climbed off me and laid between me and George. I am entirely in love with her. She chirps and talks and plays like a little human with incredible climbing skills and sharp claws. Yesterday she was going crazy. Every time I moved, she pounced on me. She would sit at the door, and whenever I moved slightly, she would fly onto the bed with her big crazy eyes.

George and I were awake at like 5 am and Thrix got on Vent. We were talking to him and I asked why he was awaske at that time and he said he had to get ready for school and had extra time. I asked what time he had to be out of the house and he said 7:30. He thought it was an hour later, then there was a pause on Vent, then a very quiet, disbelieving, "What?"

Anyway, I'm off to see if the server is more stable since the patch. George said it's not, but I'll give it a go anyway.

Cats in a Paper Bag

"There will always be douchebags as far as the eye can see."
Thrix is smart.

The guy on game was a dick today to George. It's like at that wedding. A drunk gay man tried to kiss George and I jumped right in there and got him away from George. It's like grizzly bear mama, I want to dismember and devour anyone that messes with George.

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Listening to some old songs I used to listen to when I walked to school. George is in Utgarde Keep with Wendy, Will, Crut, and Algo. Moo has escaped into the rest of the house. We tried to catch her earlier, but she ran under George's dad's bed and refused to come out. Doesn't help that Calie, one of the three cats in the house, sat near her growling. Poor Moo Moo, the littlest one in the house and the nicest. She just isn't tough enough to deal with the other two and Dino, too. Dino is a big fluffy Chow that chases the cats. Mow Mow is a cat that George and his mom found out back 2 years or so ago. They had to nurse her back to health since she was just an ittle baby. Calie was a hellcat when they got her. Diane said she used to be just plain mean. Now she just growls and waddles away.

Bret and Kris have been here a lot lately. Bret is George's older brother and Kris is his longtime girlfrann. Andrew, George's friend that moved to Alabama, has also been staying here for the past week or so. I don't know how comfortable the couch in the den is, but I suppose it's comfortable enough.

It just hit 12:03. Obama finally is sworn in tomorrow, well later today. I can't wait. Time for the Bush regime to be over. And boy, oh, boy, Joe Biden isn't in little ol' Delaware anymore. He's the biggest thing to come from Delaware since the inbred DuPonts.

Well, Don't You Know?

1. If there is fire on the ground, move. If there is fire coming from the sky, move. If you are physically on fire, stop, drop, and roll.
2. Some mountains are in fact too tall to climb.
3. No-fly zones will lead to your involuntary removal from your aircraft.
4. If there is food, Moo Moo will find it, and she will eat it.
5. Vet's orders mean nothing to a cat.
6. Obama is the antichrist because Jack Van Impe says so.


I'll add more as I see things.
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So, George and I finally hit 80, and at the exact same time. We timed it because we're corny like that. We did our first 10 man raid tonight and had to deal with some douchebag new guy to the guild. He came from a hardcore raiding guild and talks like he knows everything there is to know about every class. I just wanted to tell him to shove his bow up his ass. Also, he talks about drinking and taking pills like it's the cool thing to do. We wiped on a boss and he said "time to take more pills" and George typed "hope you choke on them" but hit escape instead of sending it. Yesterday the guy was talking in guild chat about how he drank 6 bottles of sake and how "I wouldn't be surprised if I died of liver failure." He's got SO much to be proud of. Anyway, I'm ranting.

I have no idea where Moo Moo is, but I could feel her microchip when I pet her today. It was GROSS and a lot longer than I thought it would be. Speaking of microchips, Jack Van Impe informed me today that the UK will have microchipped drivers licenses by 2011, a Nobel Prize winner said that Obama will lead the New World Order,"Big Brother is here", the apocalypse of sorts will actually happen on Dec. 21, 2012, and that by buying his dvd for 24.95 he'll be able to buy his wife a decent makeup artist. Grace from Secret Life said it best- "Crazy Christian, I'm a crrrrraaaazzzzy Christian." Religious people don't bother me. Fanatics do.

Oh, I just spotted Moo. She's in a pile of stuffed animals. She's a sneaky snake. Oh, I forgot to ask, have you heard?

The bird is the word.

if you could only see.

Feline Menopause

After having been neutered, microchipped, and given her shots, you'd barely realize that Moo Moo even went to the vet. She's been attacking my hands when I try to make her a comfy place to sleep. She was tossing around her cat scooper. She's in good spirits but her body can't keep up. She's been falling all over the place and her head has been wobbling up and down, side to side. George says he can't stop laughing because he's afraid he'd cry. I know he wouldn't cry, but my big tough man has a soft spot for our furry hellion.

We had to put Moo into a large cage because she kept trying to climb everywhere and the vet said to keep her really calm and to prevent her from climbing and jumping, both of which she did within the first few moments of being home. She's crying and crying to get out of the cage, or as Thrix said,"You took my uterus out. MOOO, MOOOOO!"
Poor baby cat.

Clearnace sale

Photos as of late.

Sitting in the Chik-Fil-A drive thru, I saw this sign and thought to myself, "There is nooooo way." But, there was a way. Take a gander. I wonder how many people went into Bassett asking for a "clearnace."

Hannah spent the night a few nights ago. We haven't taken pictures together in god knows how long. It was a fun night full of rhymes, never have I ever, and stories.
I appear to have a huge head.

Not on Fire

Tis 2:04 in the a.m. but of course my computer with its ever changing clock tells me it's Sunday, January 11 at 3:34 pm. I can't seem to get it to stay on the right track. One day it's 2009, the next its 1985. George says it's because of the CMOS battery, whatever that means.

At 8 am Moo Moo is "getting her uterus ripped out" according to George. No babies, no babies, no babies, STOP! She's also getting up to date on her shots. She hasn't been allowed to eat or drink since midnight, and she hasn't. There's an upright water bowl thing that I just brought upstairs for her today that's still sitting out. I don't think she understands it. If she can't tip it over or stick her paws in to watch the water move, she just doesn't seem to care for it.

George and I have been playing wow a lot more lately after having not played for a month or more. We're almost level 80, which is the highest you can be right now in the game. He got his flying mount so he doesn't have to ride his horse everywhere, which, trust me, is a very good thing. We should start raiding with the rest of the guild soon enough. It seems like everyone passed George, our friend Thrix, and I. Thrix's real name is Alex. He lives in a sulfur town in Toronto, Canada and rides a polar bear to school. He loves Raptor Jesus and mustard. He's a really cool kid.
Moo Moo finally just fell asleep after going apeshit over everything she saw move in the past hour. I built her a little cat cave of pillows that she stared at me wide-eyed from. I've got pictures that I will put up when I find the USB cord thing. George called it by another name, but I can't remember what it was. She still has yet to actually open the door, but I took some pictures of her valiant efforts with the doorknob. She looks so peaceful sleeping with the remote control she's taken hostage. I've got to tie it back to the desk soon.

For the past two days I have been filling out job applications and bookmarking things on Craigslist to look into farther. Further, farther, whatever. George was hired as part time at Best Buy and his hours will hopefully increase over the next few weeks.

I suppose the heater has stopped working or something. It's gotten colder and colder over the last few hours and it's now down to 70.6 F in our room. It's usually around 74 or 75 with both computers running. When you step into the upstairs den, you can immediately feel the temperature difference. It's 55 F downstairs. ("That's a really short sentence.") Dino's ears are going to fall off. The smoke detectors have gone off three times tonight despite the cold. Believe me, the house is definitely not on fire.

asleep with the remote.

great escape